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Hey there, happy little trees! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like steppin’ into Pan’s Labyrinth – dark, twisty, and fulla surprises. You’re out there, right, strollin’ down some sketchy street, thinkin’, “There’s no path!” like little Ofelia lost in the maze. But nah, there’s always a path, just gotta squint real hard to see it. Me, I’d be all gentle-like, whisperin’ to myself, “Just paint some happy little shadows, Bob, you’ll find her.”